Your unOFFICIAL Jek Porkins web site



A call for help!
Please! Everyone who helped us make our dream of having a Porkins action figure a reality is needed to fulfill another dream!
Amazingly, until now, NO FIGURE HAS BEEN MADE OF WILLROW HOOD-
THE BESPIN ICE CREAM MAKER GUY!!!!!!

Click here to check out his bio,
And click HERE to sign the petition- RIGHT NOW!
We made Porkins into an action figure!
MAKE THE BESPIN ICE CREAM MAKER GUY FIGURE A REALITY!!!!!!!!!!
WE NEED A TINY ICE CREAM MAKER!!!!!!!

Hootkins appearances!
In plastic AND in person....

Check out THIS for a special feature on the progress of his figure- Updated Jan 3rd!!

And check scifishows.com out to find out where Bill Hootkins will be next!

HOOTKINS IN ORLANDO!!!
> This is just a note to say hi and to let you know that if you have any
> friends in Florida they should come along and say hi to me in Orlando next
> weekend.  Yes, some of the other actors in Star Wars and I will be at the
> convention there just for the fun of it.  The organizers did not invite us
> and no one knows we're going to be there.  I'm sure no one has done any
> publicity.  But none of us are working next weekend and we just decided
> yesterday that we should go just for the hell of it!  Another one of those '
> why the hell not' last-minute decisions.  I think the freezing weather here
> in London may have had something to do with it.
>
> Anyway, if you know anyone in that area who might enjoy it, feel free to let
> them know.
>
> Best wishes to all at Porkins Central,
>
> Bill Hootkins

You heard it, Porkophiles... And here is the official announcement to all of our friends (namely you regular visitors...)
If you're in Orlando and haven't gotten a ticket yet, GET ONE NOW!
...And be sure to say Hi to your favorite Pilot!

MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just a friendly reminder that the Porkins figure will be out in May, and right now at the SW Fan club, you can order a foriegn 2-pack of Darth Maul and Coruscant Amidala- they both come with Battle Droids AND a Jek Porkins Celebration pass!!! Just click on the picture to order!
 


And, be sure to also pick up the hottest toys of this year- Porkemon! They're a few hundred jolly little monsters that fight each other for fun and pilot X-Wings! Shown here is the most popular of the Porkemon- Porkachu... He causes electrical disturbances in X-Wings and says his own name ad nauseam!
 
 

DUMDUMDUMMMMMM....
Today is a GOOD day... Today is a VERY good day. We started Porkins Central on December 12th, 1997... In the beginning, we only had one page, a handful of graphics on a case-sensitive server, and a handful of porkophiles in our ranks... It took more than a year for the Porkins Petition to get past 12 names... But eventually you Porkophiles found us...

It took years of work, and the Red 6 Encyclopedia to start making our small site stand out among the others, but eventually our efforts were rewarded. HAsbro announced a Jek Porkins figure, our counter climbed higher and higher, and one of those hits was from one person in particular... William Hootkins.

Today, we got a call from Mr. Hootkins himself... At first I didn't believe it was really him, but by God, it was Porkins himself!!! Long story short, we are now friends. :)

Mr. Hootkins is a great man, and has love for squirrels eerily similar to mine! Who'd have thunk?

Anyway, to Mr. Hootkins, if you're reading, Everyone here at Porkins Central says Hi (with a certain amount of parading around strutting our stuff) and to everyone else, I'd like to thank you for letting me take this time to flaunt our endorsement by the MAN himself, Mr. William "Porkins" Hootkins!

HE CAN HOLD IT!!!!

And, as a personal favor,

Another Hootkins Report!!!
Porkins Central Roving Reporter Marilyn Guyote reported in with this article from Rebelpilots.com!
Check HERE for the article about the Galaxy's favorite fighter pilots, with Jek Porkins at the top of the list!

William Hootkins Appearance!!!
UPDATE! Martin Lock has JUST returned from the convention with info on William Hootkins and fellow guest Richard (Admiral Motti) LeParmentier!
Check out Martin Lock's Interview Page to learn more!

Rearrangement Here at Porkins Central!!!
Yup, it's nearly our 3rd anniversary on the Net, so we figured it was time to give the site a refurbishing... So far, all Episodes have been updated, but there WILL be more to come!

Just added is the brand new X-Wing Alliance Mission Pack for JEK PORKINS provided by fellow Porkophile, Jek Franco! It can be found under Episode 4: A New Breed of Hero!

William "Porkins" Hootkins GENUINE AUTOGRAPH!!!
Roving Porkophile Marilyn Guyote reported that the John Hancock of our beloved icon can now be purchased from the Sci-Fi Expo in Plano Texas!
William (Bill) Hookins Autographed 8x10 B&W Photo: 
Signed: Bill Hootkins Red 6
Autographed: Mar 1999 
Sci-Fi Expo, Plano Tx

for $20.00

Click here for more!!

More Porkins References!!!
Thanks to Echostation and Marilyn D. Guyote (an old friend from RASSCM)... What more can I say?

Today is a GOOD day...
Today, Sir Steve announced Hasbro's plans to make a Jek Porkins POTF2 action figure... As of today, the petition is no longer needed... He will also come with a commtech chip with ALL his lines from the movie! PORKOPHILES REJOICE!!!
Red 6 Standing By...
I'm right with you, Red 3
I've got a problem here...
I Can Hold It!!!

Porkins' Helmet in SW Insider!
Model Maker Steve Gawley is pictured in the latest SW Insider wearing the very helmet that William Hootkins made famous- complete with the Teirfon Yellow Aces emblem! Thanks to Steve, all customizers can now have an accurate representation of our hero...

Thanks to Starforce at YSNN for pointing this out!
Porkins Fans Rejoice
posted by starforce @ 1:30pm (3/20)

 Theforce.net reports William "Porkins" Hootkins will make his first convention appearance ever
 at the Sci-Fi Expo in Plano, Texas! This is a definate must see for Porkins fans! Click here to
 visit the official SciFi Expo website.

Porkins to make 1st Convention Appearance!!
Sat, Mar 20, 99 10:41:17 AM CST
                     On March 27 - 28, William "Porkins" Hootkins will be making his first ever convention appearance at the Sci-Fi Expo in Plano, TX. This show will also include Timothy Zahn and Garrick "Biggs" Hagon. Garrick also does not make many convention appearances, so this is a must see event for Star Wars fans. Hootkins was also in Batman and Raiders of the Lost Ark. For details, visit the Sci-Fi Expo website linked above!!

PORKINS IN THE PHANTOM MENACE!

It's True! Jek Porkins' grandfather fought the Trade Federation in The Phantom Menace!!!
Expect a whole section dedicated to this hero as soon as we learn more!

PORKINS WALLPAPER! The official Wallpaper of Red 6...
Rogue Squadron mentions Porkins in the Bios, and uses his famous line, "I've got a problem here..."
Go to the Deadpool Cyber Comic- He makes gratuitous reference to Jek Porkins!
Join the Official Yahoo Jek Porkins Fan Club!
Just Register with Yahoo (get a screen name) and click on the "Join club" link at the top right (it'll show up after you've registered with Yahoo...)

As you regular readers already know, we here at Porkins Central have started a petition to convince Kenner that a Jek Porkins action figure needs to be produced. Many have voiced their DEMAND for a lil' plastic Porkins, but we NEED more names! Please sign up and ask friends, family, and all other fellow porkophiles to do the same...

We here at Porkins Central know that the magnanimous Jek Porkins is an unlikely cult favorite, but given the fact that he selflessly gave his life in the battle of Yavin, and is easily the most recognizable Rebel pilot (played brilliantly by William Hootkins) We here at Porkins Central feel the need to spread the word about Jek's heroic life, loves, and action figures. This page, like many others will have a meager start, but as the word spreads, we will be able to upgrade this page into something worthy of Jek Porkins' grandeur.

     Do you have inside information from Kenner, ILM, or other William Hootkins news? Do you just really really like Jek Porkins or William Hootkins' work in general? We want to hear from you!  Send your info, thoughts, links, pictures, dreams of Porkins, awards, money, etc.  to the Porkins Central.  You'll be glad you did.

Legal Disclaimers:Nothing on this page is used with permission from Kenner, Galoob, ILM, George Lucas, William Hootkins, or anybody else. All opinions are our own and do not represent the opinions of Hasbro/Kenner Toy Company, Galoob Toys, or Lucasfilm Ltd.. You don't have to send money or anything else - just enjoy the page. Say no to Drugs. All images of Porkins were altered from stills taken from the Star Wars Trilogy SE, also without permission. This is not a joke. We sincerely mean to honor William "AAAAAAAAAGGHHH" Hootkins in the manner we feel appropriate - cult herodom. This page was constructed using Netscape Composer, the best software on the market. Thanks for reading this. May the Force be with you.  We are in no way affiliated with the Kenner/Hasbro Company or Lucasfilm Ltd. Star Wars, the Star Wars logo, all names and pictures of Star Wars characters, action figures, accessories or any other Star Wars related items are registered Trademarks (™) and/or Copyrights (©) of the Hasbro/Kenner Company, Galoob Toys or Lucasfilm Ltd. All rights reserved. Other items are owned by their respective Trademark and Copyright holders. This site is for entertainment purposes only. All original material from this page is our intellectual property, but feel free to use it if you want to honor William Hootkins, Jek Porkins, George Lucas, or Star Wars in general.